True Story Tuesday–Boy and Glue

It’s time again for True Story Tuesday, the only place besides I Heart Faces where I share “linky love”. Rachel and Mr. Daddy always have the BEST stories over there, and their “linkers” do, too. So when you’re done here.. please go there for more and better laughs.

If you give a boy a tube of glue…..

he’s going to make a castle:

And when he makes that castle, he’s going to want to make it bigger

and better….

and cooler

Waaaaaay cooler…

And when he is finally done:

No, I mean REALLY done:

He will run off to play, and leave the cap off of the glue!

And if he does that, then a little blob of glue will harden in the nozzle. And when a mom comes along and notices that the cap is off? She WILL squeeze the glue to see if it has hardened. And when it has, she will squeeze a little harder to see if it will unclog. And when she squeezes that glue, it WILL unplug and send a nice, thick stream of glue RIGHT INTO HER HAIR! Oh yes, he did, and I did, and it did. And so I have spent the better part of last night and today picking cement out of my hairline. Which is WHY, when the mom writes this story the NEXT time? She will start it with “If you give a boy a glueSTICK……..”

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2 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Dana on January 12, 2010 at 10:04 am

    OK WOW! I mean like….WOW WOW! That is AWESOME!

    But not the glue in the hair. That’s decidedly NOT awesome.

    But I did have a nice long chuckle at your expense. HAHAHAHA

    Reply

  2. Posted by Pam on January 12, 2010 at 10:18 am

    LOL……I so love the way you tell a story.

    Reply

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